Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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                         I was born intelligent -
                           education ruined me.
 
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                        Practice makes perfect.....
                        But nobody's perfect......
                             so why practice?

 
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               If it's true that we are here to help others,
                then what exactly are the others here for?

 
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                  Since light travels faster than sound,
              people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
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                How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

 
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                         Money is not everything.
                        There's Mastercard & Visa.

 
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                         One should love animals.
                            They are so tasty.
 
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               Behind every successful man, there is a woman
             And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

 
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                          Every man should marry.
            After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

 
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                           The wise never marry.
                and when they marry they become otherwise.
 
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                        Success is a relative term.
                       It brings so many relatives.

 
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                   Never put off the work till tomorrow
                        what you can put off today.

 
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                   "Your future depends on your dreams"
                              So go to sleep
 
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                There should be a better way to start a day
                       Than waking up every morning

 
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                     "Hard work never killed anybody"
                           But why take the risk

 
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                           "Work fascinates me"
                        I can look at it for hours

 
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                            God made relatives;
                   Thank God we can choose our friends.

 
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                  The more you learn, the more you know,
                  The more you know, the more you forget
                  The more you forget, the less you know
                              So.. why learn.

 
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                    A bus station is where a bus stops.

                  A train station is where a train stops.

                   On my desk, I have a work station....
                        what more can I say........