Heartaches and Tears

hmmm... that is what I feel... =D

Guys, Pasensya na! Grabbed all the blog entries from the e-mail... Found them all funny kasi, just wanna share! Laugh!Smile!Cheers! Ciao!

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ....................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ....................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ....................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ....................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ....................................................................... How come ...

Just For Fun! - I won't stoop down to my level. - Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep? - 'Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan. - Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo... Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril. - We are lovers, not fighters. - My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman. - That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives. - Don't judge my brother; he's not a book. - Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same. - I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival. - Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat. (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award. - Sumasakit ang migraine ko. - Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay! - Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point. (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr....

Agent: Can I call out? PAC: What for? Agent: Because the customer wants to call me back.   ------- Agent: This is Team Nette from Team Nette; can I have my first break? PAC: Why are you on Aux 0 for 15 minutes? Agent: I don't know, I just logged in... PAC: Did you press auto in? Agent: Do I have to?   ------ Agent: I thought I thought I don't have to call you back for break? PAC: I'm calling you because you're on after call. Agent: Can I take my scheduled call out?   ----- Agent: Hinahanap nyo daw po ako? PAC: Bakit di ka naka-log in? Agent: Lumipat po ako ng station. PAC: Kanina pa yun. Agent: Nag-pupull up pa po kasi kao ng resources kanina. PAC: You should have pressed Aux 8 after transferring to another work station. Dib a sinabi ko yun sa yo? Agent: Para dun po pala yun...     ----- Agent: PAC, asking for permission for call out? PAC: What for? Agent: I need to call somebody.   ----- Ag...

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service: What is wrong with it? Caller: Mouse is jammed. Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer? Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I'll send a picture.

1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person (when asked to describe her personality) 2. I want to learn more English words. (when asked why he wanted to work in a call center). [Damn! Read the dictionary!] 3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted (Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position na pwede ko'ng apply-an?) 4. "Ten" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation) 5. "Kelan Po?" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation) 6. "I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir." (Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?) 7. "I want to entertain and satisfy customers" (hmmm....interesting concept...so...what are you wearing right now?) 8. "I want to expose myself to the customers." (Answer to why he wants to work in a call center") - Flasher ITO! 9. "Is t...

Would you consider abortion in the following situations? 1. There's a preacher and wife who are very, very, poor. They already have 14 kids. Now she finds out she's pregnant with her 15th. They're living in tremendous poverty. Considering their poverty, and the excessive world population, would you consider recommending she get an abortion? 2. The father is sick with sniffles, the mother has TB. They have 4 child-ren. 1st is blind, 2nd is dead, 3rd is deaf, 4th has TB. She finds she's preg-nant again. Given the extreme situation, would you consider recommending abortion? 3. A white man raped a 13 year old black girl and she got pregnant. If you were her parents, would you consider recommending abortion? 4. A teenage girl is pregnant. She's not married. Her fiancee is not the father of the baby, and he's very upset. Would you consider recommending abortion? Make sure you have answered each of the questions above before reading on. (Scr...

This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to Jollibee's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did. ...

PINOY JOKES IBANG POSISYON: Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: Thats a good idea dear!... doon ka sa may plantsahan at ako naman         ang uupo sa sofa at manoood ng tv. PINOY INGENUITY? A Filipino doctor has introduced the use of a device that enlarges a man's sex organ by up to 5 times with no side effects. It is called a magnifiying glass. REGALO: Mare: Di yata nagustuhan ni Pare ang birthday gift mo, ah... Mrs: Oo nga, 7 months na, di pa rin ginagamit. Mare: Bakit, ano ba regalo mo sa kanya? Mrs: Memorial Plan. SI TINO: LOLO: Tino, paabot nga ng kape ko. APO: 'lo, Tina po. LOLO: Tino, paabot nga ng kutchara. APO: 'lo, Tina po. LOLO: Punyeta ka, Tino! Tigil-tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo! TUTPIK: Kustomer: Ano ba naman itong tutpik nyo, iisa na nga lang, ang dali                 pang mabali! Waiter (inis): Alam nyo, sir, ang dami nang gumamit nyan, pero kayo...

Pero kasi nakakatawa pa din eh.... Hahahaha! BF: Bakit, wala naman akong ginagawa ah! GF: Anong wala? Nakita kita kanina, may kasama kang ibang babae, magkahawak pa kamay nyo! Niloloko mo ako! BF: Makinig ka muna... hindi kita niloloko, maniwala ka... Yung kasama ko kanina ang niloloko ko! ****************************************************************************** Ifugao: Apply po ako ng sundalo, sir. Officer: Hindi ka pwede, ang dami mong sirang ngipin, bungi ka pa! Ifugao: Bakit sir, sa gyera ba ngayon, kagatan na ang labanan? ****************************************************************************** Pedro: Saan ka galing, p're? Berto: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko. Pedro: Bakit puro kalmot ang mukha at braso mo? Berto: Mahirap ilibing eh, lumalaban! ****************************************************************************** Nanay: Hala, sige, layas! Huwag ka nang bumalik dito sa bahay! Simula ngayon, huwag mo na akong tawaging nanay at hindi na rin kita tatawaging...

http://web.tickle.com/tests/fear/?c=42749&test=fearogt Y ou are most afraid of moving forward Have you ever noticed that you're more concerned about making the "right" decisions than many people around you when it comes to your future? Or do you sometimes worry more than you should about committing to your personal or professional goals or feel anxious that you'll never really be successful? If so, you're not alone. There are many people who share your fear of moving forward. It can be a real strength to recognize your fears. By being aware of the things that frighten you, you can assess whether fear is helping you or negatively impacting your life. For instance, a fear of moving forward may sometimes motivate you to take action in a positive way, like by experiencing a wider variety of things than others. However, fear's negative...

finding mr./ms. right http://web.tickle.com/tests/findright/?c=42744&test=findrightogt when it comes to dating, you're a Shy Idealist. Despite your tendency to be shy, you know that there is someone out there for you. Getting over that initial hurdle of meeting someone can be difficult. Your challenge is to put yourself in the position to meet new people without throwing a keeper away too soon.

inkblot test http://web.tickle.com/tests/inkblot/?test=inkblotogt Your subconscious mind is driven most by Reserve You approach the world with your guard intact because unconsciously, and perhaps consciously, you want to maintain an element of control in your relationships with people. You tend to hold your private experiences just out of reach of others. You're not one to immediately show all your cards, to let people into who you really are until you're ready. Unfortunately, that sometimes means you also hide things from yourself. You may find that your desire to remain guarded backfires, affecting your self-awareness. Why are you like this? It's possible that you act in this manner because of a deeply-rooted fear of being exposed, or of truly expressing yourself. To protect yourself from this fear, you act in the opposite manner — you are guarde...

EIGHT LASTS: 8. last cigarette: wala 7. last beverage: water 6. last phone call: with tantan 5. last text message:ok message... =( 4. last cd played: alicia keys cd 3. last bath: kagabi 2. last time you cried: kanina... huhuhu! 1. last meal: lunch SEVEN have you's: 7. have you ever dated someone twice? -- yes 6. have you ever been cheated on?: -- no? 5. have you ever hugged someone regretted it? -- never 4. have you ever fallen in love?: -- yes of course 3. have you ever lost someone?: -- yes 2. have you ever been depressed? -- i would be lying if I say no... 1. have you ever peed your pants? -- yes! haha! SIX things you did in the past six days: 1.surfed the net 2.ate lunch 3.cried because of you 4.dated somebody 5.listen to mp3 6.took calls! haaay! ASAN ANG FIVE? ha? =D list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to -- 1. chicka 2. tantan 3. bess 4. phoenix list THREE favorite colors. 1. pink 2. red 3. blue list TWO things you want to do before you die - 1. marry 2. be con...

1) Single, Taken, or Flirting? - Flirting! Haha! 2) Are you happy with where you are? - right now, NO 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? - I don't know who is the right person... =( 4) Have you ever had your heart played? - hope not... 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? - Hehe... Guilty! 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? - I guess not... 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? - yeah... 8) Do you want children? - yeah... in time... 9) How many? - 2-4 10) Would you consider adoption? - yeah... 11) Do you want someone you can't have? - ??? 12) Do you believe love at first sight exists? - yeah... hehe... 13) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? - of course! 14) Do you believe that you can change for someone? - yes! definitely... 15) If you could get married anywhere, money's not an object, where would it be? - anywhere... just as long as it is with the person who will n...