Heartaches and Tears

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".   A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl rep...

LSS: Hurt - Christina Aguillera Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were but I walked away If only I knew what I know today I would hold you in my arms I would take the pain away Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wouldn't do To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be there I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself by hurting you Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's you I miss You know it's so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I wouldn't do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes and see you looking back I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just c...

I am an ex. I know that it's stupid -- and silly -- to sound as if my whole life revolved around being somebody's ex-girlfriend. But I can't help it ... that title packs a pretty strong punch. I am now and official member of the "love-and-lost" club. And while it's a title I don't exactly want, I have to admit that it does say something about me. I am an ex. I once loved someone who loved me back. But he didn't want to stay ... so I had to let him go. I cried. A lot. I spent countless nights wondering what went wrong, muffling my sobs with my pillows so my parents wouldn't suspect that something's amiss.. I'd reminisce about our happy times, then break down when I realize that he's no longer mine.. I analyzed every single detail of our breakup.. I wrote long e-mails to my closest friends. I talked endlessly about my situation.. I spent my nights in tearful telephone conversations and my days in daydreams where we'd end up in each ot...

I am an ex. I know that it's stupid -- and silly -- to sound as if my whole life revolved around being somebody's ex-girlfriend. But I can't help it ... that title packs a pretty strong punch. I am now and official member of the "love-and-lost" club. And while it's a title I don't exactly want, I have to admit that it does say something about me. I am an ex. I once loved someone who loved me back. But he didn't want to stay ... so I had to let him go. I cried. A lot. I spent countless nights wondering what went wrong, muffling my sobs with my pillows so my parents wouldn't suspect that something's amiss.. I'd reminisce about our happy times, then break down when I realize that he's no longer mine.. I analyzed every single detail of our breakup.. I wrote long e-mails to my closest friends. I talked endlessly about my situation.. I spent my nights in tearful telephone conversations and my days in daydreams where we'd end up in...

The Meantime Boy He enters your living room without hesitation because he knows he's always welcome there. You can never completely get angry with him because you'll forgive him anyway (why expend the energy on that?) There's no real pressure to look good for him, or to domesticate yourself, because hell, he probably cooks better than you do. You don't get disappointed when he doesn't open the door for you, or perform any of the perfunctory genteel mannerisms frequently assigned to a "gentleman" (ergo, a prospect). If he sees you as a buddy, then you really don't quite see him as a "man"... much more the "gentle" kind. But that doesn't mean these signs of breeding are alien to him (it's just that around you, he can slip up and live to see the next day). More often than not, he's one of those dudes on top of the food chain. Why else wouldn't you mind having him confused as a boyfriend? And the mere fact tha...

Just one of the best in Tender Bob's @ Shangri-la

Again I heard from a friend today And she said you were in town Suddenly the memories came back to me in My mind How can I be strong I've asked myself Time and time I've said That I'll never fall in love with you again A wounded heart you gave, My soul you took away Good intentions you had many, I know you did I come from a place that hurts, an' God knows how I've cried And I never want to return Never fall again Making love to you oh it felt so good and Oh so right How can I be strong I've asked myself Time and time I've said That I'll never fall in love with you again So here we are alone again, Didn't think it'd come to this And to know it all began With just a little kiss I've come too close to happiness, To have it swept away Don't think I can take the pain Never fall again Kinda late in the game And my heart is in your hands Don't you stand there and then tell me You love me Then leave again 'Cause I'm falling in love wi...